Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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