I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Your mouth is God's brothel.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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