i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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