I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
