maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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