i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
operation harelip BJ is a go
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
MIDGETS
????
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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