Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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