i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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