Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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