He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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