you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
