You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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