You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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