Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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