I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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