Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You work out of a Hotel?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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