sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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