Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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