Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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