Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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