when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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