did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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