She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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