Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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