Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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