did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just want to make out with him forever
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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