how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
