She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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