My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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