At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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