Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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