So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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