with your own penis?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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