Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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