We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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