sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
