just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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