thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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