By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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