Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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