Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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