Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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