Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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