Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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