singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
well you can't waste a boner
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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