i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
zippers are such a cool invention
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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