My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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