I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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