Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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