My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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