using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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