Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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