do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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