Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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