Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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