With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
