Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
