she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
As shirtless as possible
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
