my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
