im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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