Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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