its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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