Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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